Rihanna Goes Jessica Rabbit for Her First Vogue Cover

Gisele covered Vogue's annual April "Shape" issue last year, showing off her naked baby and post-birth body, the shape of which was — go figure — much unchanged from her prepregnancy figure. Rihanna covers this year's issue, and an image of the event has leaked. Her headline: "On Fame, Family & How She Really Feels About Her Curves." How she really feels? Do her curves get in fights with her and finish the last cup of cereal in the box without saying anything, but then take her to the movies to make up for it?